Parkinsons

An old man and woman were chit-chatting, and the woman asked the man “what do you miss most of your youth”, the old man replied “SEX”.

So the old woman recommended that she grasp his penis each day so it would feel like sex for him and the old man agreed.

A few days later the old woman spots the old man with another old woman.

Feeling angry that the man is cheating on her, she come up to the old man and asked “WHAT DOES SHE HAVE THAT I DON'T?”

The old man replied “Parkinsons”.

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