Bigger & Dumber

A family, daddy, mommy and a son went on a vacation to a beach.

Daddy goes for a walk on the beach and the son plays in the water.

After playing for a while, the son runs to his mommy and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"

Mommy says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."

So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he runs back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with penises a lot bigger than daddy's!"

Mommy says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."

So he goes back to play.

Several minutes later he runs back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"

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