Making Puppies

A mother and her daughter were walking down the street one day. They saw two dogs having sex in a yard.

The daughter asked her mother, "Mom, what are they doing?"

Thinking fast, the mother said, "Well, baby, they are making puppies."

Everything was fine for a few days. Then, one afternoon, the mother is making love with his husband when the daughter walked in.

The daughter asked, "Daddy, what are you doing?"

Thinking fast, the father said, "We're making you a baby brother."

The daughter thought for a moment, then said, "Well, roll her over, daddy, I'd rather have a puppy!"

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