Chris and Mona are senior citizens, and Chris has always wanted an expensive pair of alligator cowboy boots. Seeing them on sale one day, he buys a pair and wears them home, asking Mona, "So, do you notice anything different about me?"
"What's different? It's the Chrise shirt you wore yesterday and the Chrise pants."
"What's different?" Frustrated, Chris goes into the bathroom, undresses and comes out completely naked, wearing only his new boots. Again he says, "Mona, do you notice anything different?"
"What's different, Chris? It's hanging down today; it was hanging down yesterday and will be hanging down again tomorrow."
Angrily, Chris yells, "Do you know why it's hanging down? 'Cause it's looking at my new boots!!"
Mona replies, "You shoulda bought a hat!"
- Lolz Funny Stuff
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